A website I used to visit – I’m sorry, I don't remember the name - had a pleasing little feature they called 'virtual smacking'. Visitors were invited to nominate celebrities / public figures they believed particularly worthy of a good duffing up. For each accepted nomination, visitors could call up a photographic image of the offender, give them a ‘virtual smack’ simply by clicking on the image, and see the results immediately, thanks to some gruesome PhotoShop ingenuity on the part of the s...